o, snail,
climb mount fugi,
but slowly, slowly!
-issa
THE SLUTS.
those WHORES!
Those TROLLOPS!
Those WANTON MASTERS OF THE NIGHT!
Those MEN OF ILL REPUTE AND EASY VIRTUE!
post the videos online
(via zoobunny)
I jumped over a fence.
Cool, come on in
it said. It was a fence
around a strip club.
I didn’t understand it.
I was bored by the fence
and the strip club.
I told the fence so.
Go kiss a face,
it said. But I didn’t want to.+++
When I say night is blooming
I am trying to fool you.
I am…
“Sometimes, when we’re lying together, I look at her and I feel dizzy with the realization that here is another distinct person from me, who has memories, origins, thoughts, feelings that are different from my own. That tension between familiarity and mystery meshes something strong between us.” -Barack Obama
Alright. That’s romantic.
(Source: lovesickdiagnostician)
"When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn’t place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
(via zoobunny)
Wiseamy sits in my head, rubbing her Budda belly and saying things like, “This too shall pass,” “So it goes,” “Eat your vegetables.” In the meantime, Actualamy sits in the kitchen floor crying about how much it sucks to be a person and have to do dishes.
I remember each and every time someone told me when I was younger, “You’d be so pretty I you just lost weight,” and I remember it well. Don’t say shit like that to eleven year olds, you stupid fuckers. They’ll spend ten years with fucked up eating habits, then ten more years trying to get over them. Sometimes I get pretty riled up about it.